You look around as you head for your table. The place is obviously under construction, but the patrons are smiling and chatting with each other, the three waiters/waitresses are smartly dressed and have effervescent attitudes. The table you're sitting at is made of dark wood with a smooth varnished top, and has curved legs, and you're sitting in a matching chair. The floor beneath you is a glassy tile that make it look like you're sitting on ice. In the kitchen a slender young woman glides back and forth, her short white blond hair falling in and out of sharp amber eyes.
"One Crackling Peking Duck!" the perky waitress chirps as she sets the huge serving in front of you. You thank her quietly and dig in. What a wonderful place...
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So the other day a friend of mine showed me this application she had on facebook, it was called "Cafe World." I watched her play for a little bit and then decided that I should be on the application too because it looked like fun. Soon I was hooked beyond all belief and being teased mercilessly. But that's nothing new. I quickly began whipping up food, enslaving my friends and planning world domination with my trusty Sensei Marmar to guide me. At the moment my cafe is closed while I make more Crackling Peking Duck because I'm all out of any food I can serve. Sometime in the morning I'll be able to open up and serve my wonderful customers. Until then I have joined another mindless application which allows me to pass the time by doing something just a step above watching paint dry.
Breeding and selling cyber fish.
Try not to die laughing. Please. Ok, you can laugh, but keep it down...
I currently have a shitload of Mini Dart Gobis (because they cost 7 coins and if I wait long enough I can sell them for 72 in a very short amount of time), 2 Swissguard Basslets, a Shy Hamlet, a Hawaiian Hogfish, a Redspot Cardinal, and a Scooter Bleny. And I just cleaned the tank because it was disgusting. I can just see my mother's reaction reading this....
I once had two fish- Francois and Genvieve. They both died and my dad flushed them down the toilet without telling me. I was very upset- not because they died, but because I didn't get to see him flush them down the toilet. I was a very bad fish owner. I hated cleaning the tank and my favorite part about cleaning the tank was I used this really intense alcohol to clean the crap out of it and I'd pretend that the fish got a contact high/drunk off it. Fish are actually much more of a pain in the butt than you'd think.
Speaking of pets I have some videos of our kitten up....
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Enjoy!
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